I need a job

So I have been half ass looking for a job since last May and still haven't found anything...Anyone have a good job that doesn't involve the food service industry or warehouses or security that could use an English Major who would really like to join the publishing industry and am willing to move anywhere for a job. I'm interested in any entry level job in a profession that works with words preferably- These include but are not limited to: publishing, periodicals, corporate communications, and the entertainment industry. I have citizenship in Canada and the US so anywhere in either of those countries is fine. HELP!!