An open letter to Kel'Thuzad

Hey KT,

Look, about last night. I know it was kinda weird, me bringing my crew around for the second week running. They're a bit rough, but I love 'em. And really, we need to talk.

See, you've changed lately. You're running with a new crowd, and I don't think they've been a good influence on you. Look at them - fully two thirds of them are either morbidly obese or clearly anorexic. (Don't think I haven't noticed your new 'body image' either. Eat a freakin' sammich already.) And the banshees? Drama queens. Won't even come over and say hi.

So I think it's time we went our separate ways. I hope we can stay friends (but no privileges). We'll stop by from time to time to check in on you.

--Ty

P.S. Feed Sapph, will you? The poor guy was skin and bones the last time we dropped by.

P.P.S I think I got most of my hat collection the last time we dropped in. If you could box up the rest, we'll be by next week to pick it up. Thanks.